FACT: Trace Adkins would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.

WHY: Because I am writing this.

My thoughts of how it would happen:

-Trace Adkins’ website has him listed as 6 feet 6 inches tall. It is safe to say that he tips the scale well over 200 pounds. He is no stranger to the gym. Chuck Norris claims to be 5 feet 10 inches tall and to weigh in at 170 pounds. He has a Bowflex body, but come on, who really uses those?

-Chuck Norris is 71. He is a geezer.

-Chuck Norris always sports a grin, but Trace Adkins one ups that with the “what-are-you-looking-at-pretty-boy” smirk.

-Adkins has a pre-fight ritual, I quote, “I step out of the shower steamin? up the place, wipe off the mirror, shave my baby face. [I] can?t help but smile. Hey what can I say? I got my game on!”
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